Healthcare standards keep falling

Patient: "Hey Doc, my knee hurts."

Doc: "Hmm, perhaps hitting it with a hammer will help."

Patient: "Oh, Ok, wait, what????"

THOCK

Doc: "Yep, bad knee they shouldn't make that sound."

Patient: "You had to hit me with a hammer to tell that my knee is bad??? Wait, what sound should my knee make?"

Doc: "Well, I was expecting more of a BLAMMO, then you would have been fine but a THOCK means you have manic depression brought on by bad shoes. Take two Dr. Scholl's^® Orthotics and a Prozac and call me in the morning."